So three women escape from prison: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. They get onto a cargo ship and try to hide in the cargo hold which is full of sacks and crates and things. Each one gets into a sack.
When the ship gets into port the customs officer goes through the ship’s hold and notices the three funny shaped sacks so he kicks them.
He kicks the sack with the brunette in it and she says, “Woof, woof!” “Oh it’s just a dog”, the customs officer says.
He kicks the sack with the redhead in it and she says, “Meee-ooow!” “Oh it’s just a cat” the customs officer says.
He kicks the sack with the blond in it and she says, “Po-ta-toes.”
ba-dump-ching!