The Post Nobody Wants to Read

EDITED TO ADD: I DO still have these available for a currently needy adoptive family. Email me for details: davis.adopt@gmail.com

You will get fat reading this post.

Now, I’ve seen people desperate to get their kids home. Desperate to pay for the plane tickets to bring their adopted children home. They do garage sales. They do raffles. They even do weight loss-a-thons.

And so I’ve come up with a plan.

A plan to save the world.

A plan…. to end all plans!

No really, you need to back away now before you get hurt. Because you know what’s almost as scary as being between a parent and their kid?

Being between a woman and her doughnuts.

Or possibly a man and his doughnuts.

Particularly if they are fresh Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

I TOLD you that you’d get fat reading this post!

You know there’s a little girl in China whose Mommy is trying to get her home? The little girl’s name is Corrie and she’s kinda special to me. So, turn your eyes away and run….

because…

I have doughnuts.

Loads of them.

Doughnut gift certificates, to be precise. The always-fresh, pick-them-up-exactly-when-you-want-them kind of doughnuts. The so-good-I-can’t-stand-it Original Glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts. A dozen per certificate.

CURRENTLY OFFERING:
* Gift Certificates good for 1 dozen Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Doughnuts – $10 each.
* A limited number of buy one get one free punch cards (Good for 10 extra dozen!) – $20 each

For you. For a friend having a rough day. For your wife just because. For a get-together. For a family treat. For a birthday gift. For a graduate. For your coworkers. For dessert. For your new neighbor. For a barbeque this summer. For a chore/good behavior reward for your kids. Or just for later.

Just call me the doughnut lady.

Email me at davis.adopt@gmail.com for payment instructions.

Fine print:
– Does not work in Convenience Store Outlets
– You can only use 3 of the certificates or punch card coupons per visit