Avast ther’ ye scurvy swabs!
talklikeapirate.com
Today I am: Bloody Sam Read!
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
And Shakespeare defenifitely screwed up when he wrote the pirates out of Hamlet
if you don’t know why this post is relevant then… um, you probably don’t want to know…:-)
for your further pirating amusement:
http://www.btinternet.com/~rpottinger/curse.htm
Outside! Thou speckley, fat-legged mousehair!
Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
ARRRRrr r rrr rrrrrrrrRRRR r
My pirate name is:
Captain Mary Flint
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
According to the link, my pirate name is Dirty Jenny Rackham. I forgot to copy the description… but the name is pretty funny!