Yes I think I must be part hobbit. Why you ask? Well two reasons: 1. Every day at about 11am I get hungry. Doesn’t matter when I ate breakfast, or how much I ate. Why couldn’t I just go get a donut or something? It’s not like I can eat lunch at 11 cause then I’ll be starving by 3 and thats just… what’s that? oh you are wondering what number 2 is. Well….
…I have hairy toes.
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You have hairy toes?
i must argue, however, that you are not shorter in stature as most hobbits are! but if in fact you are a hobbit (or maybe a distant relative of yours was a hobbit, which would make you a partial hobbit?), you can take comfort (or be scared) in the fact that hobbits live longer than most humans… “Hobbits are between two to four feet tall, the average height being 3 feet 6 inches, with slightly pointed ears and oversized furry feet. They are fond of an unadventurous bucolic life of farming, eating, and socializing. Living slightly longer than humans, Hobbits can sometimes live for up to 130 years (with 100 years average). The time at which a young Hobbit “comes of age” is 33, as compared to the human 21 years. Thus a 50 year old Hobbit would only be middle-aged.”
Oh no! I’ve married somebody “younger” than me! hehe