Author Archives: intrepidhero

Dress up like this and push your wife around Fred Meyer’s in a shopping cart.

Yesterday I had one of those days. No, no, no, not those days, those days. You know the ones that leave you wondering if it wouldn’t actually be better to demolish the earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass … Continue reading →

I’ve been dying to use that exclamation. Anyway, Batman is cool, uncooked chicken is slimy, pizza is tasty, rain is wet and I have lots of dirty laundry. What do you expect from a post at 4 in the afternoon?

The great pumpkin massacre has finally happened. See below for a pictorial documentary of some serious pumpkin carvage.

As I lay awake late last night as I sometimes do, many bothersome questions suggested themselves to my mind. There’s nothing like a late night to bring up tricky questions about life the universe and everything. Fortunately I watched Hitchhiker’s … Continue reading →