A day in the life in life of Maggie, in her own words

(Wakes up) *whines loudly*
(what do you want for breakfast?) Oat-meal!
(oatmeal?) yah
Daggie juice pease?
(you want some juice?) yah
(no you’re going to have milk) juice pease! juice pease!
(you want blueberries in your oatmeal) yah
(running to bathroom) Mommy help, mommy heeeeellppp peeease!! WAaahhh! *pees on floor*
(time to help with chores) Daggie tired.. *with an adorable little sideways frown*
(another chore) Daggie two! *holds up two fingers on each hand*
(answers to questions)
yah
No
um… yah.
um.. no.
(only concept of time) NOW?
(climbs up on swing) Ah-nah push meee!
Where papa be?
(gets her blanket of the bed) Daggie banket
(random) Daggie tiger! Rawr!
(random) Where Dordan be?
(when Jordan is crying) Dordan cry.
(sometimes when she is crying, sometimes not) Daggie cry.
(if mommy is taking a nap) Mommy ni-night?
(all the time) Daggie tired.
(while on the potty) Daggie pee-pee. Daggie poop.
Papa come wipe me! *sing song*
Mommy! Come wipe me! *sing song voice*
(any question to which she doesn’t know the answer) I don’t either.
(all the time) up pease!
Atch ovie NOW?
eat ah-range NOW?
(anytime when we are making a meal) butter’n’jelly!
(when holding a toy, crayon, anything) dis special special special ellie. (ellie is her name for all dolls/toys)
special special special special special special (you get the idea) ellie dolly.
(frequently) up pease up pease up pease!
(looking for tag in pants) Where tag be? Der it is!
(sings) Jesus loves me dis I know bible tell me so
new born king!
(grandparents) Where ganma/ganpa/grammy/poppy be?
(random, scared of Jordan) Daggie scared Dordan!
(random, scared of weird things) Daggie scared.
(no idea where this came from, but it’s recurring)
Big fish bite me!
(where?) Right der. *points to specific spot on green rug*
(there?) yah.
Pretend big fish bite me.
(on the way to bath) Daggie frog! Hop. Hop. Hop.
(time for bed!) Daggie tired.
(good time to sleep!) But Daggie tired!
(Maggie, when you are tired you should sleep.) No Daggie tired.
(I know, that means you should sleep.) But Daggie two!
(go to sleep Maggie) water pease!
(here’s your water) tissue pease!
(here’s a tissue) Daggie tired!
(good night) Daggie two.
(quiet Maggie) up pease!
(quiet Maggie) Noooooo!

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