Because it snowed last night, in march, in Portland, at FREAKIN SEA LEVEL!, the entire universe’s balance has been skewed. Including me! Therefore by the power invested in me by high speed internet, and the entire blogging movement, and by the initiative of Bucky Katt, I declare today to be the first annual INTERGALACTIC SUPER COSMIC FLIPPING OUT DAY! Use as many exclamations! as! you! can! and totally freak out! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
I would like! to support you in! this Freakin’ GLORIOUS endeavor!!! As this holid!ay sweeps the worlD I want to jump for joy and SPLASH IN FREAKIN SLUSHY PUDDLES!!! Great googly froogly Moogly!! Everybody wear your coats inside out! today!