It’s a bubble bath! It’s a shower gel! It’s a shampoo! It’s a big, fat FREESIA in a big, fat bottle. It’s the FREESIA the ate Brooklyn. Wall-to-wall FREESIA. A gigantic, storewide FREESIA. It’s the biggest FREESIA to ever hit Hollywood. A FREESIA of historic proportions. An all-star FREESIA extravaganza. The FREESIA of the century. Standing room only FREESIA. A larger than life FREESIA. Sea-to-shining-sea FREESIA. A FREESIA to end all FREESIAS.

And our dog is afraid of it.